// Free website health check
Is your website alive?
Most websites are dead. Built once, quietly rotting, silently leaking customers. Find out what yours is doing right now. Free, thirty seconds, no signup to start.
AI for the watching. Humans for the judgement. The scan is automated, the verdict is honest, and a real person reads every site we take on.
Scanning your website
Establishing connection…
// life-signs report for your website
Your website
is dead.
time of death: just now
Let’s bring it back to life.
Snowball watches it every hour, ships an upgrade every week, and a human signs off on every change. First week free, cancel anytime.
// Manual scan
Let’s bring your site back to life.
Thanks for checking in. Drop your email and we'll scan your site by hand and send you honest, free feedback within the week. No charge. Let's make it alive.
// What this checks
A free website audit that tells you the truth in plain English
This is a free website health check, not a sales pitch dressed up as a scan. It reads your homepage the way Google and a real visitor on a phone would, then turns the result into words you can actually use.
What we check
The signs of a living website: is anything watching it around the clock, has an upgrade shipped in the last month, is there a team behind it who'd know when something breaks, and is it connected to anything that makes it smarter over time. Then we read Google's own performance data as supporting evidence. Almost every website fails the living checks, because almost every website was built once and left.
Why dead sites leak customers
A dead website doesn't crash. It just gets a little slower, a little more invisible, a little more broken on mobile, every single month. You don't see the customers who bounce before it loads or the ones Google never showed your page to. The leak is silent, which is exactly why it goes unfixed for years.
What dead means
Dead doesn't mean offline. It means online and abandoned: nobody watching, nothing improving, every problem invisible until a customer hits it. That describes most websites on the internet, which is exactly why the ones with a team behind them win. Wondering "is my website dead"? This is how you find out for certain, and what the way back looks like.
The scan is genuinely free. If you want the full report emailed to you, we ask for your email and nothing else. And if you'd rather never worry about any of this again, that's what Snowball is for: a living website that watches itself, fixes what breaks, and gets better every week, with a human approving every change.
// Questions